TheRealRedAnteater

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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(via meanplastic)

vinegod:

How to get a pug’s attention by Nicholas Megalis

(via sexyseventhgrader)

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

(via queenofthewirral)

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

(via spectacledpeach)

sextnoise:

crrocs:

so i tried to make this deep and meaningful and added a water gif

I AM DEAD

sextnoise:

crrocs:

so i tried to make this deep and meaningful and added a water gif

I AM DEAD

(via thecrownedheart)

spongebob:

waywardsherlock:

So my dad found this old sweet potato in the kitchen

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And my automatic first thought was It looks like Plankton

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Hand over the recipe, Krabs

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RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI

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Sweet potato Plankton is now my new best friend

(via spectacledpeach)

misbehaving-musician:

professor-whom:

family-of-poops:

lifeofadisneykid:

thewritingfortress:

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

FOR KIDS

OMG I GET THE REFERENCE

I DON’T SO PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME.

Oedipus killed his own father then married and had children with his mother

and after he found out it was his mom he stabbed his own eyes

History’s definition of a motherfucker, essentially

(Source: disnerdherd, via spectacledpeach)

loveanddelete:


I was going through the #askThicke tag on twitter and found this gem

loveanddelete:

I was going through the #askThicke tag on twitter and found this gem

(via spectacledpeach)

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

(via shouldnt)

witchstock:

quickweaves:

BITCH IM SCREAMING YALL SOME FOOLS 

On my wrist!

(via sexyseventhgrader)